I always check ForexLive for the latest news and views, but it does seem the great UK goat news managed to slip through the cracks,
The UK has re-elected Theresa May as Prime Minister, admittedly only with the support of tribes from across the Irish Sea. And goodness knows how long she'll manage to hang on. As part of her responsibilities Ms. May has to give the Queen of the island a speech to read out at the tribal elders' gathering.
Unfortunately the speech is to be written on goatskin paper (I kid you not ... see what I did there?) and it will be delayed because the ink has to be given time to dry. Yes ... seriously. That's the word according to lying MPs tribal elders.
Goats, eh? Who'd a think it?
