Japan is just popping back into the office for the day to trash the Nikkei

Hi Everybody! Japan here. I'm just popping back into the office today after taking Friday, Saturday and Sunday off.

I'm just gonna quickly trash the stockmarket (Nikkei225 down 3.5-odd percent) and then take off again for another 3-day break.

I'll be out of the office on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. I'll be back on Friday!

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Not long to go until lunch.

I can't decide if I should have smashed avocado or smashed stockmarket

(down more than 4% now)