Forget the blatherings of Soros, Gross, Icahn, Paulson and Mike’s MWALF, as the biggest indicator of an impending stock market crash of epic proportions has just come to light.

It’s not the silver tongues of analysts you need to pay heed to but the tongues of the silver screen. Set your systems to sell as Hollywood provides us with the biggest clue to the fortunes of the stock market since dry seaweed was used to forecast the weather and tea leaves our futures.

Hollywood vs stocks

Hollywood would never lie to us

Just wait until the wife finds out I’ve put the house on S&P shorts. She’ll be over the moon.